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WOODS DIVORCE 100%?! According to Us Weekly magazine, Tiger Woods and his wife Elin are getting a divorce. The outlet cites a source who said the divorce is 100 percent on and that Elin met with lawyers right before she and her children flew to Sweden this week.

SANDRA’S RAZZIE DRAMA! Sandra Bullock’s publicist has commented on the story that the actress accidentally took home the wrong Razzie when she was awarded the Worst Actress prize last month. The actress’s spokesperson said Bullock had no idea she took home the prototype statue at the award show, rather than the cheap replica winners get. Bullock plans to return the award immediately. Hit up www.EOnline.com for more.

STATEMENT FROM SOUTH PARK! South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone are saying the censorship included in the latest episode when it aired on Comedy Central this week was not in the episode they turned in. The creators recently received online threats from a jihadist group and it’s being hypothesized that Comedy Central added in the censorship to appease the people threatening the creators. Matt and Trey end the statement by saying they’re moving on to something completely different for next week’s episode, per usual.

DIRECT STATEMENT: Here’s what Matt and Trey wrote on SouthParkStudios.com: “In the 14 years we've been doing South Park we have never done a show that we couldn't stand behind. We delivered our version of the show to Comedy Central and they made a determination to alter the episode. It wasn’t some meta-joke on our part. Comedy Central added the bleeps. In fact, Kyle’s customary final speech was about intimidation and fear. It didn’t mention Muhammad at all but it got bleeped too. We’ll be back next week with a whole new show about something completely different and we’ll see what happens to it.”

MEN IN BLACK THREE! Men In Black Three, starring Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith, has been given the green light. According to www.ShowBiz411.com, both actors, director Barry Sonnenfeld and Sony are all down to create the third installment, and it is will be in 3D. Right now, the flick is slated to come out in May of 2011.

JESSICA ALBA NEWS! Jessica Alba helped launch a new campaign in Washington, D.C. this week. It’s called 1Goal: Education For All and is part of a campaign coinciding with the FIFA 2010 World Cup. The campaign aims to fight to make educating the children of the world a top priority. Check out www.USAToday.com for more.

*TIDBIT: The guy who played the “Black Ranger” on the Power Rangers TV show has had his most recent DUI charge dismissed. Head to www.TMZ.com for more.

*TIDBIT: The L-A Times says next month, www.Hulu.com, which offers free TV shows, is planning on charging people a monthly fee for old episodes of shows.