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Shotgun's Daily Limerick - The Kitchen is closing for Paula Deen

by Randy Shannon

The Food Network has opted to not renew Paula Deen's contract when it runs out at the end of this month.  This following an emotional video on YouTube (which has since been removed) where she begged fans to forgive her.  She allegedly admitted to telling racial jokes, using the "N" word, and even planning a slavery themed wedding - not cool.  Thiswhich was the inspiration for today's Limerick...

The Kitchen is Closed
It’s a shame about Miss Paula Deen.
Who is leaving the Food Network screen.
We loved all the butter,
but the words that she uttered,
Were racial and therefore obscene.